Tony has decided, for probably the bazagagabillionth (10^43) time, that he sounds like a delightful moron with a lemon twist on this bloggery thing. As a result, he will now write about himself in the third person. Obviously, it is more professional to write without "I"s because this is America, and there are no mere men in business endeavors. If you want to feel the cuddliness of individuality, go to China or something. Yes, yes, this is what Tony thinks.

In other news, if you have any snippets of advice for crafting cover letters, especially the kind that accompany writings to magazines, pass 'em on?

And that's the end of spring break, but not of spring. It went by quickly, but it was quite fun. From this Wednesday, I have seven weeks left in the term. Utterly ridiculous, as it feels (in everything but temperature) like yesterday was mid-January.

Ah, well. The sun's rising around 630 now, which I know because I was up at said rising one day. No, peeps, spring break is not simply for sleeping.

I go off to liaise with the world with a compromise of terms. Wish me luck!

Just remember, winky face equals kinky face ;-)

Building the Titanic: $7 million
Making the movie Titanic: $200 million
Sinking the Titanic: priceless

ICEBERG: Heh heh heh heh....

This is officially the first day of spring. It's warm (~60s) but it's also windy as hell. Love the warm, hate the wind: Hello, season of dichotomy.

Just when you thought Facebook couldn't get any weirder:

"Do you want him to see you as more than just a friend? Let an experienced Witch cast the More Than Friends spell for you - it works!"

I have no pithy observations, and I am not at all tempted to click the link.

"I've been listening to Christina Aguilera all day trying to figure out what a girl wants"