Also, potentially the best sentence ever uttered in the English language:
"Ok, ttyl, gotta go sneak these Malibu minibottles out of my purse so me and T-bone here can get crunked up before we hit the lakehouse and I blow his mind with my special grape jelly handjob."
"Ok, ttyl, gotta go sneak these Malibu minibottles out of my purse so me and T-bone here can get crunked up before we hit the lakehouse and I blow his mind with my special grape jelly handjob."
