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Entertainment in a new decade!

First off, I've seen two movies so far, which is incredibly rare. A brief rundown:
It's Complicated. It's bad. Seriously, it's badly written and ridiculous. Meryl Streep plays a bimbo divorcee well, but who'd want to? Alec Baldwin is creepy, the kids are Aryan clones without a lick of interesting dialogue between them, and what else can I say about a movie in which the best thing is tossed up between (1) Meryl Streep getting stoned and (2) an old lady shouting "DON'T HUG HIM" at the screen?
Up in the Air. Brilliant. I will be buying it as soon as it comes out. Anna Kendrick is perfect. George Clooney is immensely talented, and here's why. Vera what's-her-name is ... shit ... what? And OMG THEY'RE OVER FORTY AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT.
(Hint, It's Complicated, it's sex. It happens. We know, and no one cares. Get over it.)

Book!
The Things They Carried. I've read the titular short story before, but the entire book is one of the roughest I've ever read. He knows what he's talking about, Tim O'Brien. Listen to him.

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