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You may be subjected to a merciless pseudonym. Godspeed.

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Now, is that any way to behave at a rock concert?
Crazy-ass storm, yo.
Shifting the hyphen one word to the right results in crazy ass-storm, which implies something about lots of sex? Or maybe that's just me?

Pandora: Reminding me that I like Seal since 2009.
The stations I've been listening to of late are Peter Gabriel, The Police, The Doors, and The Beach Boys. Somehow, U2 manages to sneak into each and every one of those stations. I'm tempted to create a station like, I don't know, the Jonas Brothers or something, just to see if there's some faulty Pandora algorithm. Ha, yeah, I don't hate myself that much, my friends! If I want to listen to the Jonas Brothers, I'll just go punch myself in the testicles.

2 comments:

Dingram said...

haha! This post made me laugh a lot. :)

Tony said...

Me, too, in retrospect.
...But, really? They do sound like they're being punched in the testicles.