Gay Apgar / GCS

Apgar and GCS are both medical scales. Learn more? Click on them. After I had a rather disappointing date yesterday, here's my version of such a scale, named the RGM (the Representative Gay Male):

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Criterion	Score of 0	Score of 1	Score of 2	Score of 3
Musical Knowledge	No interest	May have some Disney and/or showtunes on mix CDs	Lives for Wicked or Rent	Names pets and/or nieces/nephews after characters from Wicked or Rent
Animal Ownership	Owns a cat	Owns several cats	Owns a dog	Owns one or more small dogs best described as "puntable"
Throws	No idea what one is	"It's like a blanket, right?"	Owns a throw	Owns one or more throws, color coordinates them with furniture
Lady Gaga	Induces vomiting	Claims to dislike, listens to on radio	Buys CDs/pirates music	Exarch in Church of Gagism
Job	Sciences, math, outdoor work, "anything straight"	Food service	Anything in the arts or fashion	Psychology, ass piracy, Madonna's backup dancers, professional diving
Expression of Income Level	Goodwill VIP card	Goes to fashionable places to laugh at fashionable people	Gated community	Gated community, complains of being poor when browsing HD bigscreen TV from leather couch
Drink	Soda	Water	Coffee or tea	Coffee or tea in Starbucks-style cup (3 points only if doesn't work at Starbucks)
Alcoholic Drink	Any liquor, from bourbon to vodka	Good beer	Wine, any kind or color	Mixed drink (score varies directly with alcohol content and boldness of color of drink)
Hair	Eh, whatever	Gels for special occasions	Cut or styled professionally once a month or more	On days when the dress doesn't get any fancier than t-shirt and soccer shorts, gels hair to perfection
Dance?	No	Get me drunk first!	Get me drunk first! And then my clothes come off!	is my life
Drugs	Maybe alcohol, maybe tobacco, maybe nothing	Pot	Crack	Crack and then some
Gettin' Gussied Up	Jeans are pants, and thus acceptably dressy items	Oh, you know, for special occasions	I have specific pants, vests, shirts, etc.	I have a specific dress